meat beat manifesto


a manifesto written by a man who’s been in seclusion for so long he feels the need to keep a log tracking how many times he m-st-rb-t-s per day.
“the man had been living in a cabin deep in the appalachian mtns for years by himself. after his p-ssing local hikers were intrigued to find his secluded cabin.inside they were surprised and excited to find his animal skins, man made tools , a hammock,and his meat beat manifesto.”

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