Meat Calculator


an unintuitive, emotionally unfeeling, narcissistic, delusional, socially r-t-rded species of sub-humans whose sole purpose of existence is to whimsically jump on the bandwagon of the latest unusual subculture to the next latest unusual subculture; due primarily to their ultimate lack of ident-ty, all while living off of social security, and or their parents, trying to convince people that taste in art is objective, and playing ungodly amounts of minecraft.
those meat calculator c-nts in engineering don’t have the slightest amount of common sense.

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