meat cigar
meat cigars is my giant w-ng being puffed on by brian’s mom
brian: “mom, what’re you doing?”
his mom: “mmmmmmmmormrbsbmdmmmm” (can’t hear her cause my meat cigar is in her mouf)
a long 60 ring hard, erect cigar between a man’s legs made of man meat. like any cigar a meat cigar gets smaller (turns into a cigar b-tt) after it’s been smoked (or blown).
she smoked his seven inch meat cigar so thoroughly that his cigar was only a half inch long after she got done smoking it.
1.a cigar made out of meat a.k.a schl-ng, dong, woody, w-ng, etc.
don loves to smoke meat cigars!
h-m-s-xual oriented music
dude, the cure is all about meat cigars
the coolest band in the world
man that meat cigars show last night rocked so hard my arms fell off!
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