Meat Cookie


1. a cookie made of meat that typically has cheese inside it. best served warm.

2. slang for animal cracker.
“meat cookies are best served with melted cheese.”

“that meat cookie was in the shape of a camel.”
a crispy possibly crunchy hamburger with the texture of a two month old samoan cookie found between the crack of your couch.
can i take your order?

yea, i’ll take a double meat cookie with bacon, lettuce, tomato, and onion.
a very dense, foul bowel movement.
after eating taco bell, shana baked up a mean batch of meat cookies.
a really thick p-n-s, not nessarily long but wide and round
“my d-cks’ not the 18 inch monster, but its volume is the same.”

“my c-ck isnt a meat stick, its a meat cookie”

18(pi – 3″^2) meat stick= my d-ck 6(pi – 8″^2) mathematically

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