Meat feet
when a males genitals are similar in shape and size to ones (big) toe
jimmy pulled down his pants for moma and once his moma has seen his meat feat she was instantly turned off.
(in high school locker room)
coach: alright team everyone show me your sausages
player 1:wtf look at jimmy haha
player 2:holy cr-p jimmy have meat feet
coach:jimmy wtf
player 2:hold on guy i want to compare his meat feet to my big toe
player 1:holy sh-t its identical
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