meat gazer
a secretly gay or “curious” male who fixes his eyes upon other men’s junk; a gay man
hey dude… why does it seem like you’re always checkin’ out other dudes junk? you were totally scoping our servers package you meat gazer!
18 more definitions
1. a security guard hired to protect cattle from rustlers.
2. a man who enjoys observing another man’s p-n-s without permission, usually in public washrooms and showers.
3. a derogatory term for a h-m-s-xual man.
4. a person who has a fetish for excessively large v-g-n-l lips and/or a protruding cl-toris. (see flower or l-b–)
1. “bob. wake up. it looks like the ol’ p-ss-tank meat gazer finally p-ssed out. i’m going in to hiest that heffer behind him. watch my back.”
2. “i seen you checking out my crotch, you meat gazer!”
3. “hey jim, be careful. i’m pretty sure the bus driver is a meat gazer cuz he smiled at me.”
4. “i seen you checking out my pee flaps, you meat gazer!”
someone who enjoys looking at another man’s p-n-s when he’s at the urinal.
i was taking a p-ss and the meat gazer next to me was trying to get a look at my junk.
one who stares at another man’s package while the victim is not looking.
jamie notices freddie gazing at his package on the way to school and says…… “freddie what the h-ll are you staring at?……f-cking meat gazer”! (everyone laughs hysterically)
one who stares at a man’s package.
“jane saw russ and couldn’t help but be a meat gazer and stare at his package.”
a guy who stares, intentionally or unintentionally, at other guys’ equipment in public bathrooms, locker rooms, etc.
what the h-ll are you looking at, meatgazer? i’m trying to take a p-ss here. keep your eyes in your own stall.
2. (n.) the person who watches someone on probation p-ss to make sure a they don’t attempt to tamper with the results of the test.
“man that meat gazer was all up on my sh-t and now i’m gonna come up hot.”
a dude that checks out other guys packages in the lockerroom.
hey meat gazer, take a picture, it’ll last longer.
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