Meat Goggles


when a gentlemen observes that another person is asleep or p-ssed out, they place their b-lls on the other persons eyes. so gross!
patrick p-ssed out last night and rhys gave him a pair of total meat goggles.
the act of placing ur meat and or ball sac over the eyes of a s-xual partner, hindering their sight allowing you to do what ever you would like(mans choice), i.e. tag in a friend
everyone won when bill grabbed me after he gave her the old meat goggles

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