Meat Hipster
meat hipsters used to be vegetarians (when it was trendy), then vegans (when it was trendy). now they are meat hipsters or “sustainable” & “conscious eaters”.
meat hipsters ritualize charcuterie, butchery, back-to-the-land farming and the myth of the pastoral agrarian paradise. they take cl-sses in how to cut up whole hogs, composting and permaculture.
a school of thought brought to the m-sses by michael pollan’s “the omnivore’s dilemma” and “in defense of food”.
wow! check out anne stripping the meat off those bbq ribs!
to think that she was a preachy vegan like two months ago and now she’s an unabashed meat hipster… what will it be next? eating kosher?
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