meat leaks


after an individual deficates and wipes his/her -n-l ring, a brown oozing viscous stinky substance starts to seep out of the o-ring causing individual to have to re-wipe over and over through out the day. if leaks are excessive a “manpon” may be needed. this condition is caused by old age, heavy drinking or b-tt darts.
how are you doing today after that bad drunk last night? my head’s not too bad by i have excessive meat leaks, i’ve wiped 10 times.

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