Meat lovers pizza
one who keeps a optional partner on the side as a back up plan
comes from the movie tommy boy when chris farley tries to order chicken wings
“yea she turned me down, but i still have that meat lovers pizza that works at the mall”
or
friend: “dude how did you get that girl to go out with you?”
person: “it didn’t matter anyway i hooked up with this meat lovers pizza at work last night”
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