Meat Magician
a man or a woman who posesses great skill or an exceptionally large orifice(s) (sometimes a combination of the two) which is used to make a p-n-s disappear. this usually occurs with much speed, bravado, and/or showmanship.
the way debbie swallowed my c-ck last night makes me wonder if she is a meat magician…
sometimes refered to as a c-ck wizard
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