Meat Masquerade


the act of placing a males t-st-cl-s over both eyes of an expecting playmate while they hold the p-n-s, as if they we’re holding a mask on a stick. meat masquerade.

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jenny asked me if i wanted to go to a masquerade party, which i being a man, i had to decline. i could tell she was disappointed, so i suggested the idea of a “meat masquerade,” an idea so profound she could not resist.

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