meat maxi


the absorbent pad placed under meat/chicken at the supermarket or butcher to suck up all the blood so it’s not swishing around the tray when you buy it.
thank g-d the steak came with a meat maxi otherwise my car would have been a bl–dy mess

Read Also:

  • sixx A.M.

    band formed by motley crue member nikki sixx. they are a new band whose first alb-m is based off the book the heroin diaries. they kick -ss. “have you heard the new single by sixx a.m.?”

  • probe lobes

    “the art of digging in ones ears with a finger to find something either gross, sticky, waxy or just weird…better than looking for a q-tip” “a person able to find a q-tip, knowingly not supposed to stick it in ear lobes, only to dig, get wax, dig deeper and extract blood.” “to probe lobes is […]

  • Sjur

    sjur is an exottic way of defining people who have lived all their life in a backwater farm community, and against all odds has grown intellectual sides (mostly in academical fields ((i.e math))). although having remarkable feats in the intellectual side, they often lack the social properties. and thus this can be used as both […]

  • Skaaren

    a total chode cactus. stop being a skaaren.

  • Skatemorphia

    the definition of a derby skater who is unclear on her “real” skating abilities. skater is delusional and often times perceives she is much better than the reality of the situation. poor girl has no idea that she sucks and has alot to learn, its a clear case of skatemorphia.


Disclaimer: meat maxi definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.