Meat Missile


a large p-n-s, also known as a veiny bangstick, hampton, or johnson.
his meat missile was no exception, as it was 10 inches long.
aviation term for skydivers.
that plane is hauling a load of meat missiles.
n.
p-n-s; d-ck; c-ck; w-ng; salami; tube steak; johnson; magic wand.
i let her play with my meat missile until it exploded in her mouth.
n.
p-n-s; c-ck; d-ck; schl-ng.
i let her play with my meat missile until it exploded in her mouth.

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