Meat Monocle


similar to meat goggles in concept and application, but the meat or the ball sack is placed only over one eye, thus allowing the other eye to fully observe the happenings around them.
i was gonna throw down some meat goggles on her, but i decided to throw down a meat monocle instead…so she could see what was happening !!!!!! it was awesome !!!

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