Meat Oaf



a large, slightly overweight heteros-xual male that has little to say and lacks a sense of masculinity. he of course tries to exude a pretense of manhood by eating a lot of meat, but may go up to his room for ‘alone time’ and start crying for no apparent reason. it would not be uncommon to hear of a female winning a physical battle with a meat oaf.
hey fred, look at that meat oaf being beat up by four school girls! i betchya he could use a big steak afterwards!

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