meat pipe


slang. the genitalia of a male. p-n-s.
nothing says ‘i love you’ like a six inch meat pipe.
a testicular deformity -ssociated with the symptoms of a large, abnormally unhealthy c-ck that is raging with a combination of genital herpes, crabs, and syphilus (treatment is optional and consists of a cheap prost-tute eating your swollen and cancerous d-ck. there is only a 47% chance of recovery, with the great risk of a slow painful death).
bronson’s gargantuan meatpipe, deceased and a threat to human safety, is surp-ssed in severity only by his rectally hemmoraged bonch and extremely potent -n-l yeast infection.

Read Also:

  • meat sheet

    also known as face sheets in college, in which new freshmen with their high school photos and hometowns are listed. “meat” sheet instead of “meet” sheet because uppercl-ssmen use them to pick which cute freshmen to hit on at back-to-campus parties. “that chick is hot–i saw her in the meat sheet and memorized her hobbies.” […]

  • Toebuttin

    the act of sticking your big toe in the -ss of someone you care for. i get a slight chubby when my girlfriend gets a pedicure, because i know that i am going to get some toeb-ttin action.

  • Medi-fab

    dressing in medical attire (scrubs) with accessories usually worn to different events, like dates or partying. typically attempted by women in medicine. a young woman wearing scrubs with high heels or brightly colored eyeshadow. her outfit is so medi-fab!

  • Toes High

    you get so high your toes freak you out because they wiggle. oh man my toes are freakin’ me out! don’t touch them or talk about them!! i’m toes high!!

  • to hell with this

    a way of saying ‘no way in heck i’m doing this!’ or ‘i’m outta here’. generally used to dismiss doing something you don’t want to do. barry decides to clean his room. when he enters it, he sees it’s a terrible mess. barry: to h-ll with this!


Disclaimer: meat pipe definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.