when a woman gains weight in such where the placement is equally allocated between the br–sts, -ss, and hips, while increasing her feminine figure.
kristina and lisa both have great meat placement.
- mexican carpet ride
to have intercourse with a girl on the dirtiest, filthiest carpet or rug you can find julio engineered the mexican carpet ride to the foreigner’s friend on the filthy rug in the bathroom…twice.
- Mexican Slinky
when too much tequila is embibed by an individual causing erectile failure sorry baby, i drank too much tequila and i’ve got myself a mexican slinky.
- love puff
during the act of -n-l, the woman farts down the males shaft. she gave me a love puff, i’ll be farting bubbles for weeks. a silent fart released whilst in bed with your partner, that you were hoping wouldn’t smell, but does. by calling it a ‘love puff’, you hope to maintain some level of […]
a person who enjoys sodomising themselves with large, huge, really really large objects. jennifer told me that she caught kendra sticking a wine bottle up her -ss at marc’s party tuesday. i didn’t know kendra was a magnaphiliac!!!
- Moist cookies
when you dip your b-lls into a person’s mouth while they’re sleeping and wake them up so they wake up to your b-lls in their mouth person 1: dude, i’m gonna give him some moist cookies