Meat Rocket


noun/: a p-n-s of large proportions
he woke me up by slapping me in the face with his meat rocket and told me to get the f-ck out.
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giant slab of meat often used by my wife every night after the kids are sent off to bed
husband: honey, are the kids in bed yet?
wife: yes, now can i wear your meatrocket as a hat?
kid: -peaks from behind door- daddy, what’s a meatrocket?
another euphemism for c-ck
if chelsea clinton had as many meatrockets sticking out of her as she’s had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine.

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