meat shift
a phenomenon that occurs when eating a hamburger or sandwich exclusively from one side so the meat and other ingredients shift, causing the last couple bites to have an unproportional mixture of ingredients
to mend this seemingly inevitable situation, one must eat the given hamburger/sandwich in a circular fashion as to cause the meat to constantly “shift” towards the center, essentially cancelling out meat shift
person 1: “man, my last bite of this hamburger has way too much meat!”
person 2: “well, you gotta take into account meat shift!”
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