Meat Shouldering


the art of secretly placing a piece(s) of (sandwich) (meat) on a persons shoulder at a social function. the objective is to be steatlh, not get caught and see how long the person parades around without being informed or noticing.
there was some (meat shouldering) going on at the party last night and the pictures are posted on facebook – he has a piece of ham on one shoulder and salami on the other. he walked around for at least 30min before he figured out what the laughter was all about.

Read Also:

  • Magic Breakfast

    a combo move in the bedroom that includes performing the houdini and then finishing off with a jelly donut she kept complaining that i never cook so during our sat-rday morning bang i faked my load then blasted her face and punched her in the nose; “enjoy your magic breakfast babe”.

  • chuppee

    a tight, plump, and curvaceous behind belonging to an attractive figure that chuppee on the back of her surely solidifies her place as a dime piece.

  • Cici Deloach

    n. (italian) an italian mafia member that has bowel movement irregularities. the tony gomez after the pizza parlor becomes your average cici deloach.

  • clam shot

    like a crank shot, a clam shot is a photo of a female’s junk, usually sent via text message by a randy wh-r- who you probably just met. i texted tina to see what she was doing and next thing you know she sends me a clam shot. looked like chopped liver. needless to say, […]

  • Clan Deets

    a clan of kids from seattle who terrorized the city on friday afternoons by going downtown, or “deets”. they included such notorious people as: “s. mcbride”, an intellectual libertarian who was often overpowering in his opinions and an excellent debater. “rands”, a moderate of sorts, seemingly managing to keep one foot in clan deets and […]


Disclaimer: Meat Shouldering definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.