meat skid
when a man attempts to have s-x, but fails to because he is unable to -j-c-l-t-. usually happens because the man has recently m-st-rb-t-d.
not knowing he’d get lucky at the upcoming party, ned m-st-rb-t-d a half-hour before. he ended up suffering a quite embarr-ssing meat skid.
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