meat slinky
1. large, flaccid p-n-s
2. prolapsed r-ct-m
3. undercooked, mysterious street-vendor fare
“this cheese-steak eats like a bun full of meat slinkys.”
“oh, i guess i’ll get some falafel instead.”
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