Meat Smoothie


when a man c-ms in a girls mouth after head, he swishes his “meat” (p-n-s) around in her mouth while the c-m is still unswallowed or not spat out in a rotational circle as the blades of a blender would do, causing a meat smoothie.

a meat smoothing is literally when you mix the smoothie (c-m) with your meat (p-n-s).
girl: i was with my boyfriend last night and he gave me a meat smoothie. i could taste everything, it was fantastic.

guy: i’m going to put my meat in your mouth and make a smoothie with my juices.

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