meat stache


the act of placing your d-ck on across someone’s upper lip whilest asleep or past out. for best result take pictures to humiliate later. meat beard, unibrow, and chops optional.
dude, look at this meat stache i gave bryce last night while he was p-ssed out in front of canadian’s.

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