Meat Tank
basically a buff man who takes exercising to its limits and engages in aoe like conversations with women all day long.
also, “meat” itself is just a placeholder for whatever may be happening at the moment.
in other words, if the meat tank is going to the bathroom, you can call him the p–p tank. if he is eating a m-ffin, feel free to call him the m-ffin tank. honestly the skies the limit here.
above everything else, though, the meat tank is known for his aggressive friendliness and overall niceness.
“yeah man, i did p90x the other day and i gotta say, it felt like that 12-mile marathon i did last night. ha ha sure, i’ll meet up with you at the gym later. nah, of course i have nothing else to do.”
“yeah man, the other day i was trying to move my 500-pound refrigerator and the meat tank helped me out. still can’t believe he decided to walk all the way to my house with it though.”
a set of words used to describe the p-n-s. this is almost exclusively used in badly written sm-t.
“and with a mighty heave, he thrust into the depths of her womb his mighty meat tank. and it was so.”
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