Meat Tenderizer
once commonly used as a kitchen utensil for tenderizing meat, the meat tenderizer now plays a large part in h-m-s-xul deviance, and has even become commonly accepted in heteros-xual practices. in most cases, a man or woman will repeatedly smash his or her partner’s b-lls, p-n-s or grundle. in some instances, smashing of the cl-toris, l-b– or nose may occur. the use of meat tenderizers during s-xual encounters leads to heightened s-xual arousal, and is considered a remedy for erectile dysfunction and failing marriages.
ben: “tom, why do you have a meat tenderizer hanging up next to your collection of huge double-sided d-ld-s?”
tom: “actually, ben, the meat tenderizer is one of my favorite s-x toys. i like it when gary smashes me in the b-lls with it and calls me the ugliest trannie he’s ever seen. then he sodomizes me with the back end of it and makes me smell it.”
a ugly girl who causes a dudes d-ck to go soft.
aye yo, she a real meat tenderizer.
– i know right
a female who makes all males around her soften their meat
“d-mn did you see that girls rolls”
“yeh she was a meat tenderizer”
slang term describing a police officer’s baton. the term is best appreciated when the baton is furiously applied on the head of some stupid b-st-rd who desperately deserves it.
we loved it when the dude who ran over the little kid resisted arrest, because it gave the police a good opportunity to use the meat tenderizer.
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