funnier than kafka-esque.
you should make the sign read, no meat touching ma’am!
- Menopause Moment
when someone unexpectedly cracks the sh-ts for no reason at someone or something, then continues as normal after wards as if nothing had even happened omg, did u just see that chick, she just had a menopause moment and abused the little kid for glancing at her, what a b-tch.
- Michael Stenlake
the most attractive and most amazing male dancer to ever live. lives in m-ssina, new york and dances for tap to toe dance studio. who’s that dancer? hes amazing! thats michael stenlake! isn’t he just?
- Michelle the Unicorn
a drop dead s-xy unicorn that is strictly a herbivore. she is often found mooching off of kaitlin for food due to her inability to get food for herself. she has the ability to fly and breathe fire. shes s-xy like mich-lle the unicorn i once met mich-lle the unicorn and i couldnt get her […]
- micro realism
when a person believes that they dont have any other choice but to stick with the looser they have since the general public admits its normal for sh-t to happen in life like it is my husband cheated on me but he still wants to be with me so he really does love me and […]
the act of extracting heroin-laden blood, for reinjection at a later time. it usually is one’s own blood, but could also be the blood of someone who has just overdosed. (note: not recommended). it is done as “insurance” in case one’s heroin supply runs out. the term is used in neil young’s ‘the needle and […]