Meat Wallet


a fat stanking pair of p-ssy lips, often bigger than a kangaroos. the meat wallet is usually dark brown in color and smells like 3 month old roast beast.
trimble smacked his rocks off grandma’s meat wallet feverishly before shooting his moon cheese up the great divide.
a meat wallet is a hot meatty vaj that swallows up your meat.
i filled that chicks meat wallet last night.
a v-g-n-. a very, very meaty v-g-n- with big p-ssy lips.
holy sh-t, check out that meat wallet! that would make for some good camel toe.
a womans meaty v-g-n-
i took a bite out of her meat wallet.
stanky unshaven pooty tang
son thats some nasty meat wallet you found, get rid of her
theres a shotgun out back
when a woman stuffs and tucks her meat curtains deep inside her ham wallet … you get a meat wallet
my meat wallet looks like a ran over pack of bacon!!
a burly man who doesn’t really know that he’s cool.
man 1: i suck.
man 2: meatwallet, you have seen anything have you?

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