Meat Wreath


a “meat wreath” is the ring of sh-t around a d-ck after it f-cks an -sshole that’s clean on the inside, but the person didn’t wipe well.
i had a nasty meat wreath after banging the chick. it was good, but man, i didn’t even notice the meat wreath until i got into the shower.

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