Meatball Grinder


a s-x act in which two individuals first engage in -n-l s-x until the receiver’s -n-s begins to bleed (this may be facilitated by witholding the use of lubricant or by performing intercourse on a person whose -n-s is unaccustomed to fornication).

upon sight of blood, the receiver is placed in a “bottoms-up” or “piledriver” position (if not there already) and the other partner proceeds to defecate into his/her b-tt crack- thus placing the brown “meatb-lls” into the red “sauce” between the two “buns.” s-m-n “cheese” may then be added to the sandwich by the “chef” if he chooses to self-stimulate himself to climax.
mary: “hey claire, why the long face? and why are you sitting on a foam donut?”

claire: “jim got me drunk enough to agree to a meatball grinder last night. it’s bad enough that i can barely sit down, but my sheets are ruined.”

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