Meatball Problems


the minute challenges faced everyday by short, overweight, outgoing women, with big b–bs, wide -sses, and no common sense who like to drink alot and act sloppy. most often -ssociated with deena and snooki on the cast of the mtv show “jersey sh-r-”
snooki: “owwww!” “i just burned my cuca in the jacuzzi!”

deena: ” ha wtf, me tooo!”

snooki and deena: “meatball problems!” bahahaahaha

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