Meatbeard


particularly among men, a double chin, or the fleshiness of one’s neck below the chin.
“that low-angle webcam totally highlights your meatbeard.”
any occurance of a ball sack resting on someone’s chin while giving head, normally -ssociated with hetros-xual f-ll-t–. can also refer to any female with exceptionally large v-g-n-l lips/l-b– receiving c-nn-l-ng-s.
although it was susie’s first time giving a blow bob, melvin decided to shove it deeply down her throat, and give her the old meat beard.

that chick’s poon looked so much like chipped ham, i poured on the bbq sauce and went in for the meat beard, and worked it like a rib.
an adelaide death metal band who write catchy songs about their dislike of missionary s-x, priests and a cologne that turns you gay when you wear it.
yo did you hear that new meat beard song, it’s hilarious!

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