Meat, Beat & Skeet


a slang word for masturbation. very discreet to use in bronxville, as n-body there knows what the f-ck it means…
peter: bobby, your such a jew
bob: why don’tcha go meat, beat & skeet?
paxton: wtf are you talking about?

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