meatcleaver
a man with a p-n-s of great proportions consisting of enormous girth and length.
“he is so hot, hope he is a meatcleaver.”
“look tireesha! i can see his hard d-ck through his speedo. you were right, he is a meatcleaver that i want penetrate my tight v-g-n-!”
“get your clammy hands off my man you wh-r-! i worked long and hard -ss to this meatcleaver, and i didn’ get my v-g-n- as wide as a lampshade just for a stuck up pr-cky -ss c-nt wh-r- b-tch to bounce up and down on dat!”
“i like a lot of things: candy, money, slow walks, but nothing is better than getting my -ss ripped by a meatcleaver.”
“this microp-n-s isn’t doing it for me, mommy i want a meatcleaver”
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term for a girls arms that are disproportionately fat and look like big hunks of meat. meat cleavers are often found on semi-attractive girls who have had too much ben and jerry’s.
commonly shortened to just cleavers.
d-mn, that girl would be pretty hot if she didnt have those f-cking meat cleavers.
i ran into stacy the other day and she got some cleavers since i saw her last, what a shame.
common name for a noob with a big ego that blows donkey c-m through his nose without realising.
player killed meatcleaver with wrench
variation of the sat-rday night bowler, or the insertion of the middle and ring finger into the v-g-n- and the thumb into the -n-s, only you pinch the fingers and thumb together.
not many girls enjoy the meat cleaver
cramming kitchen utensils into the v-g-n- and the -n-s simultaneously. used in fetishes and for s-xual pleasure.
that girl has 4 forks, 6 spoons, and 3 b-tter knifes in her v-g-n- and -n-s! d-mn what a meat cleaver!
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