Meateor
an unimaginably huge cl-ster of frozen raw flesh hurling through sp-ce.
and yay did the sausage-makers rejoice openly as the meateor showered raw flesh across the barren lands.
professor asmovinich’s theories of finding food in deep sp-ce were finally taken seriously when the t535 meateor crashed into southern siberia.
#meat #meteor
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