meathead math
a reference to, or a calculation of the weight on a barbell or piece of exercise equipment ; common increments are “plates”
dude #1: dude, i squated five plates yesterday. that’s over 500 pounds.
dude #2: no man, you’re meathead math is off – its only 495.
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