meating
a s-xual -ssignation in the parlance of predatory males.
have i f-cked heather yet? are you kidding? i had her in for several meatings last week alone.
the glorious consumption of meat as a social event. success is measured in number of animals required to fill the stomachs of partic-p-nts.
“yo i want some tuna”
“f-ck that jon, we’re having a meating tonight”
-ssaulting another guys d-ck with your own.
tom is meating bob.
a gathering of peers with the common goal of cooking and consuming more meat than one can eat. stomach expansion is expected to be at at least twofold, as well as a c-mulative death of at least 3 different animals for the event.
“will there be any veggie burgers at your guys’ meating?”
“no f-ck you jon you f-cking vegetarian this is a f-cking meating”
a meeting with another guy in which you touch meatsticks; synonomous for gay s-xual intercorse.
gay boy#1: dude wanna go in the bathroom for a quick meating?
gay boy2# is that even a question!! of corse i do!!
when you meet someone in person that you prospected from online dating for the first time.
how was your meating from the internet date?
to have really gross s-x. either, with someone gross, or just doing gross things.
they meated, they were meating.
oh my god, ashley has been meating since middle school. what a wh-r-.
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