meatmonster


a large p-n-s, phallic-saurus
co-worker:wow you look happy today sally!

sally: yea got attacked by the meatmonster last nite
a very large p-n-s, usually prevalent on the african american and redneck populations.
dude, i just saw you looking at that mof-cka’s meatmonster in the dumpster.
the type of girl who wants some “man meat” so bad that she will do anything for it. a meat monster stops at nothing to get hard c-ck as soon as possible.
mitch: “yo zack check out that girl, she looks like she is begging to get f-cked”
zack: “that is a true meat monster, and i’m gonna give it to her!”

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