Meatsuck
the slobering of female lips upon the male genitalia. see also bl-wj-b and oral s-x, but those words aint as great.
the current meatsuck record holder is the almighty ronaldino with a flabergasting 4 times in about like 2 hours.
this amazing 2:1 ratio of meatsucks to hours has yet to be topped by even the most luxurious of n-gg-rs and playa haters.
for more information send me $5 and i’ll fill you in on how it works.
ya boy: “yo did you get that meatsuck last night?”
the boss: “b-tch why you even asking me that question you know im the meatsuck record holder of usa, got that gold medal m-th-f-cker.”
ya boy: “my apologies for offending your greatness”
the boss: d-mn straight.
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