Boofection


serious progression of an untreated minor scr-pe or injury, usually gone unnoticed due to various states of inebriation or impairment…for instance while fleeing after getting drunk and getting hit on by an overly friendly male prost-tute who looks deceptively female
oh! now i remember, your leg :-\
i think you cut it and it got a boo boo: you were running from that hot hindi chick with an adams apple, and you tripped into a cesspool.

don’t remind me! i was hungover for three days after that, and came around with a full-on boofection!

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