Mebbit
a rarely seen or doc-mented creature. it’s existence was first discovered in 1998 in boise, id. they are about the size of a large chimpanzee but mangier in appearance. when they walk, they “shamble”. their cry is a high pitched “meeeep!!”. they are pack animals and have a rather violent temperament. they are smart enough to be trained to carry explosive vests and detonate them near their targets. few people who have ever lived to see a mebbit have lived to tell of them.
john: hey pat, today i sketched my rendition of a mebbit training camp in the himalayas.
pat: dude, be careful who sees that.
john: come on man, we both know mebbits aren’t rea–
mebbit: meeeep!!
-bee bee beep-
(explosion)
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