Meccoslabios
entymology: spanish slang/spanglish slang
translation: “meccos=sperm labios=lips”
usage: insult
1. a person so absolutely beyond hope, so utterly devoid of any intellectual value, that they are beyond all other insults. this is the pinnacle insult for someone.
2. someone who is simply stupid, uninformed, or otherwise “not getting it” to such a degree that no other insult will do.
ex. 1. “i can’t believe he left his wallet on his hood in englewood. did he just want it to be stolen? meccoslabios…”
ex. 2. “you saw your cousin’s face on her v-g-n-, man. of course she is cheating, you stupid meccoslabios!”
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