Staunt


the act of ill-concealed l-stful longing in the direction of a large-boned lady. veteran pract-tioners of staunting have also been known to further admire fat women of a more advanced age than themselves.
the main desire of a “staunton” (one who “staunts”) is to bone a bandersn-tch (a larger, older creature. with sharp teeth. oh, and dappled fur).

orig: west of ireland
bejaaaysus jason, will ya stop eyein’ up dat fat bord, ya great staunton!
step-aunt
my stad’s sister is my staunt

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