mechanical conversation
a mechanical conversation consists of small talk. usually found on the internet, but sometimes comes between two aquaintances who are waiting for something or someone. it is usually very choppy and awkward.
“nice day, huh?” – man 1
“oh, uh, ya.” – man 2
“i’m really enjoying the sunshine.” – man 1
man 2 nods in recognition to man 1’s statement. (if on internet it would usually be an ‘lol’)
{awkward silence}
“so ummm…. how ’bout them red socks?” – man 1
later
“i had a very mechanical conversation why i was waiting for you earlier.” – man 2
“really? awkward.” – man 2’s friend.
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