mecophile
a man or woman who loves their vehicle, to such excess, the they must make sweet sweet whoopie to their car / motorcycle / hooptie / truck / vehicle of any kind.
a man was just putting a fresh coat of wax on his 67′ vette. he notices a faint twinkle in her tail pipe. aroused and rigid he approaches the vehicle, drooling on himself with ecstasy he aggressively penetrated every supple hole in its body. until a climactic release like none he had experienced before.
he is a mecophile
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