Medcest


a relationship between two people in the same medical school cl-ss.
ryan and elizabeth are dating, and know are in a medcestual relationship
n. when medical students in the same cl-ss engage in romantic activities that seem incestuous to other cl-ssmates.
my third year of medical school had some serious medcest; five hook-ups.
medical students being absolute wh-r-s during what little time they have to engage in social activities and sleeping with anything that has a pulse and is bipedal.

as medical students will only socialize with one another and invariably only talk about medicine/ people they have slept with in medicine when they do; invariably they end up only sleeping with one another/interns/residents/nchds.

the latter can be quiet dangerous as sleeping with someone who is in a position of authority in your medical school is a “breach of ethics”, alas this is seldom recognized when blood alcohol levels are elevated.

types of medical students who do not partake: null set

the royal college of surgeons in ireland recently published a paper on lighting levels and observer perceived levels of overtly s-xual behavior at a city centre nightclub in dublin. it found that increased lighting levels decreased s-xual behaviors. should they hope to implement these findings at future events; the student body will be displeased and will launch complaints.

really medical students engage in promiscuity to make their lives a little brighter. i mean who wants to study 60 hours a week for 4/5 years and end up in a sh-t pile of debt at the end of it?
omfg – i think i’ve slept with five people in school with us this semester. i’m such a wh-r-.

na! you’re actually grand. the five people aren’t in the same social circles, everyone will still think you are a gay virgin, don’t worry!
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aren’t you gay?

yes, why is that an issue?

that’s a girl you’ve just slept with.

really? hopefully i’ll do better next time.
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what does it take to be the cl-ss sl-t this year?#

sleep with 45/60 people in the cl-ss. sorry babes i’m already there. i love med-cest

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