Media Wankfest


an issue which incurs intense press coverage. frequently a trivial scandal which is blown out of proportion and causes amateur journalists to j-zz themselves.
media w-nkfest: ‘wayne rooney smokes a cigarette’ – front page headline for 436 newspapers.

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