Medibating
medibating: the act of masturbating to mental images and/or thoughts. often used by buddhist monks practicing celibacy.
how to practice proper medibating technique:
1) make sure you are in a quiet room with no distractions.
2) make sure you are alone.
3) picture that girl from earlier.
4) take one last safety check for on-lookers.
5) medibate.
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