Medic


1. a medical professional deployed on the battlefield to heal wounded soldiers

2. one of the words which can be used in place of or conjunction with call in an air strike
medic!
1.) a soldier specifically designated to heal other soldiers on the battlefield.

2.) in multiplayer gaming, the same meaning applies, but also used as a form of degradation as medics are thought to be underarmed and more vulnerable than other soldiers.
sure, shoot the medic before the real troops…

haha! you just got your -rs- handed to you by a medic.
a phrase far too overused by people who play team fortress 2. they spam it when they do not need to be healed because they are either:

-trying to get the medic away from healing a person they do not like
-a spy looking for achievements or a free backstab
-plainly an -sshole
-a suicide player who wants a sp-wn that lasts longer than 30 seconds.

this can lead to people muting everyone on their team, turning off their speakers, quitting, or just switching cl-sses. these can lead to miscommunications and no healer cl-sses on the team.

thus, those who spam medic!! are really just trying to get themselves killed.
you pick a medic cl-ss, not knowing what’s about to happen.

spy disguised as a sniper: medic!! medic!! medic!!

heavy: medic!!

engineer: medic!! medic!! medic!! medic!! medic!! medic!!

another medic: medic!! medic!!

you: …i don’t want to play this game anymore…
in tfc, one who gives you aids and throws concussion grenades to hwem your aim up

conversely, on your own team, the one who saves your -rs- from aids and heals concussions, fire, hallucinations, etc.
slang term used within australian rave culture, referring to the eucalyptus scented vapour room spray “medic”, manufactured by lemsip.

is commonly used by individuals whilst under the influence of ecstasy or amphetamines to enhance + heighten the effects of such substances, in unison with vicks inhalers + airwaves gum.

it can be purchased over-the-counter at most pharmacies, as well as some supermarkets – within australia.

note: is usually confiscated from arena-style events/raves.
mediiiiiiiic

can i get a spray of medic on my sleeve?
a) noun: name for someone who always corrects you no matter how obvious what you meant is.

b) noun: name for someone who brings up the fact that they’re a medic in conversation all the time when it isn’t needed.
jonty: yeah so i took this girl back from the club last night and..
peter: it was past midnight when you left the club so it was this morning.
jonty: oh mate you’re such a m-ssive medic

peter: i was in one of my medic lectures the other day and we had to dissect a hand then on the way out i saw that guy we met in gatecrasher the other night!
jonty: first half of that story was so pointless, what a cl-ssic medic thing to say
-tfc guides and beer on tap since 1853
-the irc channel of that name
-a healing/poisoning cl-ss in team fortress cl-ssic (half life mod)
deim0s shot me in the leg and i screamed for the medic.
i went to medic to play dustbowl with maestro, and all i got was this lousy t-shirt.
all your medic! are belong to us.
the new medic site will feature doncing ladies and free beer. batteries not included.

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